Past The Dirty Thirty

What do I mean? No, it's not my age. I'm still 29 and will be for the 14th year in a row come June 15th. No, I'm talking about my body fat percentage. As of yesterday, I broke past the 30% barrier. If I keep this up, by the time of my next cruise with Atlantis Events, I'll be 20% or less. Then, maybe I'll get a hot guy interested in me, and I won't be relegated to the wrong side of the velvet rope.